Let's go shopping.
You can drive, right?
You are so boring.
You are less
cooperative than when I put the cat on a lead.
I'm going out.
I am going to walk
to the edge of town/the skate park/until not even Google knows where
I am.
I hate walking.
There's no signal
here. Let's go inside instead.
It's not so much that she speaks an entirely different language- more that she really makes you work hard to talk. Like a personal trainer mixed with a ventriloquist.
No comments :
Post a Comment