M: Ok- you wanted
to meet my boyfriend. So he's coming over for dinner in a bit.
Jazzy: Finally.
M: Be nice.
Jazzy: O-k. Did you tell him to be nice too?
M: He is. And that's him- Eric!
Jazzy: You don't look like an Eric.
Eric: Cheers. You look um...very sparkly.
Jazzy: Want to play a game, Eric?
Eric: Sure.
M: …..
Eric: Ah, you're getting the light in my eyes!
Jazzy: You're meant to chase it. He's not very quick, is he?
M: Jazzy, Put. The torch. Down.
Jazzy: This is why cats are a better option.
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