Police: Sorry to interrupt, but we're investigating a series of threatening
notes left in the area.
Me: Oh god.
Police: We believe it may just be a prank gone wrong.
Me: Oh?
Police: They all read “Tell me what you did last summer.”
Jazzy: And people were scared by that?
Police: Yes.
Jazzy: Hmm...I should've said please shouldn't I?
Police: …..
Me: …..
Jazzy: I was looking for holiday recommendations!
Police: Frankly, that is a baffling use of postcards. And I had my
money on you. That'll be a fine and a warning, I'm afraid.
Me: *furious silence*
Jazzy: Come on! People normally can't shut up about holidays... I just don't like the actual talking.
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