Jazzy: How would you feel if I called you Pinky?
Eric: Why would you do that?
Jazzy: We went to a petting zoo and I liked the name.
Eric: Maybe next time you'll be left there.
Jazzy: Calm down, Pinky.
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Saturday, 9 May 2015
Tuesday, 21 April 2015
Unicorn and the meet-cute
Jazzy: So how did you two meet?
Eric: Well-
M: I veto that question.
Jazzy: It took three Garden Centre trips to get you a cactus.
M: Because you road-tested them by jousting and I-
Eric: We met speed-dating, actually.
Jazzy: Right, right. Small doses.
Eric: Well-
M: I veto that question.
Jazzy: It took three Garden Centre trips to get you a cactus.
M: Because you road-tested them by jousting and I-
Eric: We met speed-dating, actually.
Jazzy: Right, right. Small doses.
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