Monday, 5 May 2014

Chats with Voldemort

Voldemort: I will be the most powerful wizard that ever lived.

Narrator: Except for one small boy.

Voldemort: Who will soon die.

Narrator: I don't know...he seems tricksy. Like a fly in a window.

Voldemort: But I am all-powerful and immortal, you pathetic muggle. 

Narrator: Yeah- about that. I understand the “not putting all of your soul in one basket” thing but maybe you're spreading yourself a bit thin?

Voldemort: It is the price of absolute power.

Narrator: Really? I thought that was your face.

Voldemort: hiss

Narrator: It's a look. Very scary- I like it. You've just undergone quite a radical change... I mean, when you were Tom Riddle you were handsome and awful-

Voldemort: hiss

Narrator: Alright, alright. Why are evil people so irritable? I wouldn't count on immortality with that blood pressure.


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