Jazzy: What noise are rabbits meant to make?
Me: They don't. They just wiggle their noses.
Jazzy: Weird. This one snores.
Me: Who the hell is that?!
Jazzy: He said he's the Easter Bunny.
Me: That's a man in a rabbit onesie - get him out of here!
Jazzy: I was suspicious.
Me: So you invited him to sleep on our sofa?
Jazzy: Forgive me for having an imagination...
Me: GOD. JAZZY.
Jazzy: Well, I made him hop the whole way.
Easter Bunny: Urgh. So much noise...
Jazzy: He wobbled a bit. But I thought that was the drinking.
