M: Why're you cutting up the newspaper? It's not another nest is it?
Jazzy: No. I'm working out who to vote for.
M: How?
Jazzy: I'm finding pictures of all the candidates...
M: ...
Jazzy: And cutting them out...
M: ...
Jazzy: And ranking them in order of taste.
M: You're licking them like stamps? But why don't you just read the articles on their policies and-
Jazzy: *slurp*
M: Actually, is that 'The Sun'? Your way will work fine.
Like it. smart.
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