Jazzy: Sometimes you just have to let nature take its course...
M: That's very zen- and unrelated- of you.
*sound of rushing water*
M: Did you leave the hose on?
Jazzy: No.
M: *looking out window* DID YOU DIG A TRENCH?
Jazzy: Oh. Yes.
M: Holy hell, that's meant to be a stream, isn't it?
Jazzy: Sometimes you have to help nature.
M: That's not natural!
Jazzy: Ssssh. You'll hurt the fishes' feelings.
M: You put fish in there?!
*grabs bucket and runs*
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