Jazzy: How do I enter next year?
M: Enter?
Jazzy: The election.
M: Umm. I'm not sure unicorns are eligible to run.
Jazzy: Of course I can run!
M: And with your police record...
Jazzy: So I can be a criminal but not a politician?
M: No, no, you can be both.
Jazzy: *nods*
M: Well, maybe not you.
Jazzy: We'll see.
ONE MONTH LATER
Jazzy: *starts Kickstarter campaign* And so if you back me for the next election, you can pick from a unicorn plushie or your dreams coming true.
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