Showing posts with label comebacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comebacks. Show all posts

Thursday, 26 June 2014

Jane Austen comebacks

“At first you seemed like an arrogrant arsehole, but then I thought I was wrong about you. But then I realised I have good instincts.”

“If Mr Collins, Lady Catherine De Bourgh and Caroline Bingley had a party, it would be this.”

“I'll play the pianoforte at your funeral.”

“I think I saw your true love out in that storm! Yes- keep going! He's definitely out there...”

"I don't date people that take my inheritance. As a rule."

"Yes, I'm a great reader. It keeps me from dying of small talk."

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Insults


If your comebacks are 'you're ugly' or 'you're fat', I'll reset you to factory mode. You're not ready for conversation.